I'm still alive people.. lol

Here's proof that I'm alive and kicking! haha

Ok first of all how are all of you doing?

I've been really busy working, flying here and there, trying to figure out what it is really that I want to do in the next 10 years or so.

There are so many things happening in this world and frankly it is getting scary by the day.

Floods, Typhoons, Earthquakes, Poverty, Stupidity.. and more

I guess its natures way of telling us all to slow down, never take life for granted, and most of all,

Be grateful with what you have.

I'll be updating my blog regularly again.. see you all here very soon!

SOOOOOOO LONG ALREADY OH!

Hello World

I have to apologize for not updating my blog for a million years..first and foremost its coz in Dubai right the sign in is in Arabic and I have no idea how to change the language thingy and secondly I am kinda into Facebook..

I am still alive, well and kicking.. maybe a little bit more chubbier than before :-)
I will try to update some pictures okie.
Much love to all!

Men vs Woman (Subtle & not so subtle differences)

Handwriting:
Men: To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-scratch.
Women: Women use scented, colored stationery and they dot the "i" with circles or hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in the "b" and "g". It is a pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she's dumping you, she will put a smiley face at the end of the note.
Groceries:
Women: A woman makes a list of things she needs, then goes out to the store and buys those things.
Men: A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a beer. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett's car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the express lane.
Relationships:
Women: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots". Then she will get on with her life.
Men: A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, "I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total floozy. But I want you to know that there's always a chance for us." This is known as the "I Hate You / I Love You" drunken phone call, that 99% of all men have made at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need.
Sex:
Women: They prefer 30-40 minutes of foreplay.
Men: They prefer 30-40 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back to her place part of the foreplay. Maturity:
Women: They mature much faster than men. Most 17-year old females can function as adults.
Men: Most 17-year old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out.
Magazines:
Men: Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman's body.
Women: Women's magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Most naked men elicit laughter from women.
Bathrooms: Men: A man has six items in his bathroom -- a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
Women: The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man cannot identify most of these items.
Shoes:
Women: When preparing for work, a woman will put on a wool suit, then slip on Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk.
Men: A man will wear the same pair of shoes all day. Let's not talk about how many days he'll wear the same socks.
Cats:
Women: Women love cats.
Men: Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
Children:
Women: A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams.
Men: A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
Dressing Up:
Women: A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail.
Men: A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.
Laundry:
Women: Women do laundry every couple of days.
Men: A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants (the ones that were hip about eight years ago) before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. This is a myth perpetuated by reruns of old episodes of "Love American Style."
Eating Out:
Men: When the check comes, each man will each throw in $20 bills, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.
Women: When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators.
Mirrors:
Men: Men are vain and will check themselves out in a mirror.
Women: They are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, bald guys' heads.
Menopause:
Women: When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, and biological changes. The nature and degree of these changes varies with the individual. Men: Menopause in a man provokes a uniform reaction - he buys aviator glasses, a snazzy French cap and leather driving gloves, and goes shopping for a Porsche.
The Phone:
Men: Men see the telephone as a communication tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people.
Women: A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
Richard Gere:
Women: Women like Richard Gere because he is sexy in a dangerous way.
Men: Men hate Richard Gere because he reminds them of that slick guy who works at the health club and dates only married women.
Madonna:
Same as above, but reversed. Same reason.
Toys:
Women: Little girls love to play with toys. Then when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest.
Men: Men never grow out of their toy obsession. As they get older, their toys simply become more expensive, silly and impractical. Examples of men's toys: little miniature TVs. Car phones. Complicated juicers and blenders. Graphic equalizers. Small robots that serve cocktails on command. Video games. Anything that blinks, beeps, and requires at least 6 "D" batteries to operate.
Cameras:
Men: Men take photography very seriously. They'll shell out $4000 for state of the art equipment, and build dark rooms and take photography classes.
Women: Women purchase Kodak Instamatics. Of course, women always end up taking better pictures.
Locker Rooms:
Men: In the locker room men talk about three things: money, football, and women. They exaggerate about money, they don't know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women. Women: They talk about one thing in the locker room - sex. And not in abstract terms, either. They are extremely graphic and technical, and they never lie.
Movies:
Women: Every actress in the history of movies has had to do a nude scene. This is because every movie in the history of movies has been produced by a man.
Men: The only actor who has ever appeared nude in the movies is Richard Gere. This is another reason why men hate him.
Jewelry:
Women: Women look nice when they wear jewelry.
Men: A man can get away with wearing one ring and that's it. Any more than that and he will look like a lounge singer named Vic.
Conversation:
Men: Men need a good disagreement to get talking. For instance, "Wow, great movie." or "What are you, nuts? No REAL cop would have an Uzi that size."
Women: Women, not having this problem, try to initiate conversations with men by saying something agreeable: "That garden by the roadside looks lovely." "Mm hmm." Pause. "That was a good restaurant last night, wasn't it?" "Yeah." Pause. And so on.
Leg Warmers:
Women: Leg warmers are sexy. A woman, even if she's walking the dog or doing the dishes, is allowed to wear leg warmers. She can wear them any time she wants.
Men: A man can only wear leg warmers if he is auditioning for the "Gimme the Ball" number in "A Chorus Line." Friends:
Women: Women on a girls' night out talk the whole time.
Men: Men on a boy's night out say about twenty words all night, most of which are "Pass the Doritos" or "got any more beer?"
Restrooms:
Women: Women use restrooms as social lounges. Women who've never met will leave a restroom giggling together like old friends. Women also go to the restroom in packs, at least two women at a time excuse themselves to use the restroom.
Men: Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons. Men in a restrooms will never speak a word to each other. And never in the history of the world has a man excused himself from a restaurant table by saying, "Hey, Tom, I was just about to take a leak. Do you want to join me?"

hahahahha. haven't posted in a while thanks to facebook!

The Single Woman's Language How to Translate Man Talk

When He Says He Really Means

Do you have the time? to go to bed
Hello Let's cut the talk and go have sex.
How are you? in bed, I mean.
I'd like a discreet relationship. I want sex, but I'm married.
I'll be out of town for a few days. I'll be spending time with with the wife.
I'm a novelist. I have 10 unpublished books.
I'm coming off a long relationship. My wife is divorcing me.
I'm consulting. I'm looking for a job.
I'm divorced. I just slipped off my wedding ring.
I'm in television. I fix them.
I'm involved in banking. I'm a bank guard.
I'm self-employed. I just got fired.
I'm sorry I flirted with your sister. I'm sorry I got caught.
I'm thinking of relocating. I can't find a job locally in this town.
I can't leave my wife just yet..soon. Be patient forever.
I enjoy reading. Playboy and Penthouse.
I have the Midas touch. I install mufflers.
I like a woman who is intelligent. As long as she acts like I'm smarter.
I love opera. I want sex, but I've seen an opera once.
I play the market. I work in Tesco
I work high up in an executive office. I'm a window washer.
I work with computers. I'm a cashier at a gas station.
Looking for a satisfying relationship. I want sex.
My business is really hot right now! I hand out towels in a steam room.
My job keeps me running. I'm a messenger.
My wife and I are separated. She's at home I'm here at the bar.

Amazing Hug

I want one!

Tis the season

Hello all..

It's time again for Christmas (Holiday's,Present's,Booze,ra ra ra)

and also near to when the year will end.I can't wait for the year to end. 2007 was not really a good year as everyone expected. The only highlight was me getting married.

I'm so ready to say goodbye to 2007 and I can say that I truly think that 2008 will be better for me.

That means "The List" again.

So this is what I expect from 2008

More joy

More understanding

More peace

More compassion

More laughters

More love

Better relationships within family & friends

US flights

Less killling of Dolphins/Whales/Endangered Species

Getting A Well Deserved Promotion

Winning Euromillions

Nicer Passengers

Nicer Colleagues

Visiting Sau Paolo

Visiting Houston

Going to the gym (at least once or twice and not just mentally)

Owning a few more cars

Owning another few houses

Getting the handphone I've always wanted

More Patience (on my side)

I'll get back to you on more ok.

I'm tired and think that I should rest before my flight to Munich.

Zzzzzz

Lately

I've been so busy with work. I will post pictures of my recent travels as soon as I get a day off.

I also intend to blog about how sad I am about Dolphins being killed unneccesarily for sushi.

I should be in bed now sleeping!

Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon

Part of the "perks" of me doing what I do is meeting celebrities.

When I went to London Heathrow recently, I had the honour of serving BOY GEORGE!

and I even took a picture with him. But I can't post it because I was in my uniform.

Anyways, he was very nice and laughed at all of my jokes so despite of what people say or think of him,

he is nice and down to earth...I mean he gave make up a new meaning...

How exiting!

My Moscow Adventure Continued

The View of Moscow at night in front of The Potrovsky Cathedral.

I was so happy,exited,grateful to be there! Minus 2 Degrees. Icy Cold.
The Entrance Of Gorky Park (after like an hour of walking from Red Square!)

I was so tired and sleepy. But It was worth it...

"Peter The Great" One of the beautiful structures in Moscow
Me entering The Red Square (BTW my hands were frozen for this 2 second shot)

My Moscow Adventure

Yes I ate from the crap stall...
Inside this was mashed potatoes, gerkins, fried onions,mustard and tomato ketchup...
Yummy Street Food

What I've Learnt From My Cat ~ Relax!

my husband said that she was so happy that I was around last month, he hadn't seen her look so comfortable in a long time... I think it's coz I talk to her all the time and smother her with cuddles
my cute and chubby kitty kat who truly understands me and keeps me company whenever I need her

(just like my darling hubby ; except he is tall dark and handsome)

Frankfurt Germany 22nd October

Yes that is me taking a picture of me (nothing else better to do)
It was cold but the thing is it got worse when the wind blew... brrrrrrr
I took this picture to remind myself that times will change and things will get better.

I'm going through this phase now where I'm so demotivated. I guess everybody goes through that phase. Hope mine will be over soon!
One of the many beautiful churches there

Calcutta Trip Picts

7 of us in the taxi = fun!



It was a very peaceful place to go to. No regrets.

Tunis, Tunisia 18th Oct 2007

During my recent trip to Tunisia, I had a chance to go to the market (which had a French name which I forgot) and I must say that it is almost similar to Casablanca (Morocco) but I felt much more safer. Of course I had to buy more magnets and according to my friend the people in Tunisia have beautiful doors that are made according to how wealthy they are. So in other words, the bigger and beautiful the doors are, the more well to do they are.
They love to eat a lot of bread and suprisingly the red sauce you see there is very spicy. I didn't think that they'd eat any spicy food. Also after 5pm in the evening, you can very rarely see ladies anywhere. We didn't care though, we were hungry and wanted to eat local food. It's so boring when most of the crew resort to McDonalds or KFC in a foreign country...
Yummy Mint Tea (Very very sweet though!) I asked them for hot water and they said they didn't have any!
Me in front of a beautiful door...
This is the view of the swimming pool of the hotel we stayed at. The hotel was so grand and even had its own bowling alley.

All in all, I enjoyed my trip.

(Even though the passengers from Libya treated all of us like crap. I'm talking like on the scale of 1 to 10 they were 12)

Emilie & Auntie Rita

This is my extended family in Singapore... my good friend Emilie and her mum Auntie Rita whom took care of me whilst I was in the hospital (will tell you bout that one soon!) we had a nice dinner (but of course if you have nice company everything always turns out nice) Lovely family!
Had some food that was almost similar to the one in Malaysia.. they dunno how to make the sweet apam lah!
After dinner I brought them to this 24 hr hypermarket which had this huge ass man whom (according to him) is the 2nd tallest man on the earth. They had to custom make his Uniform.. I wonder how much he gets paid! Can't even sit in economy in the plane plus he said that he could reach the ceiling of the aircraft! According to this giant, he has had the privillage to stay in Malaysia for 3 months. just taking pictures and all. (of course it was all expense paid) I forgot to ask what his name was. I was too stunned!

He is the only one in his family to grow that huge and this dude has a normal sized wife and three kids.

(what?!?!?) yes 3 kids. He was very nice and friendly and his hands were 4 times of mine.

You know what they say about men with big hands.... hmmmm.....

I really hate needles

I got admitted into hospital recently because I didn't take care of myself.

Now I am fully recovered and I have to tell you that I have this even bigger phobia with needles, IV drips blood tests. You know that phase in life where at one point when one thing goes wrong it has the domino effect with everything else? This is the MY time.

Everything seems to annoy me these days and it's true when they say misery always loves company.

I can't tell you exactly what is bugging me because it was so overwhelming.

Went to church today and felt way better than I did. So not to worry people it wasn't that serious...

P.S I just realised something. I don't receive msg's when my Dubai line is switched off. So everyone, please just sms me on my KL line because it's more reliable.....

My Calcutta Trip

Only my husband knows how much I wept when I came back to Dubai.

The condition in Kolkata was so overwhelming I couldn't bring myself to forget about what I saw.

Mother Teresa has done such a wonderful job in caring for the people.

I had the opportunity to visit her homes and her tomb.

It is still there and I really admire the people whom come from all over the world to volunteer to help in her homes. I met a volunteer who was there for 3 months, just helping around, like cooking, washing the clothes, distrubuting medication, and just talking to the patients.

I know that sometimes people pine and whine about their so called sad lives

but visiting places like that really puts everything into perspective.

If you think you've got it that bad, think again.

Spend a day in Calcutta and then tell me the severity of your problem.

Ok maybe not even a day, 2 hours.

These people who live on a day to day basis living next to dumpsters with no roof on their heads

still being able to smile at eachother, I don't know how they do it.

You will never imagine how sad it was.

There are thousands of people who need help.

And you know the funny thing is when I went to Mother Teresa's home,

They didn't want any monetary donations

All they wanted were prayers.

I am still shocked.

The vision of their lives is very taunting

and I did not have the heart to take any pictures of the situation there

(although I did take a few pictures of the homes)

It's the only way they know how to live.

It makes you wonder what are the people who can make a difference doing?

I will post some of the pictures that I managed to take soon.

For now, I am so grateful that I have a husband who understands me and loves me unconditionally.

Little Boxes

Little boxes on the hillside,

Little boxes made of ticky-tacky,

Little boxes, little boxes,Little boxes, all the same.

There's a green one and a pink one

And a blue one and a yellow one

And they're all made out of ticky-tacky

And they all look just the same.

And the people in the houses

All go to the university

And they all get put in boxes

Little boxes, all the same.

And there's doctors and there's lawyers

And business executives

And they're all made out of ticky-tacky

And they all look just the same.

And they all play on the golf-course,

And drink their Martini dry

And they all have pretty children

And the children go to school

And the children go to summer camp

And then to the university

And they all get put in boxes

And they all come out the same

And the boys go into business

And marry, and raise a family

And they all get put in boxes,Little boxes, all the same.

There's a green one and a pink one

And a blue one and a yellow one

And they're all made out of ticky-tacky

And they all look just the same

Explaination

Hallo friends, family & strangers.

What have I been up to lately?

Weeds (The TV Show)

Facebook (YA IT CAN GET ADDICTIVE!)

Reading

Sleeping

Flying = Working

Dreaming

Distracting myself from losing it

Laughing a lot

Eating

Cooking

Baking (Attempting to)

Serving Rude Ass Passengers

Putting up with Lazy Ass Crew

Putting up with annoying pop ups

Trying to win the lottery

Watching Sex In The City Backwards (Em, I couldn't help it. I had to post about it)

Cleaning my room

Throwing things out

Trying to give my wardrobe a makeover

Getting My Ass Print off the Sofa

Trying to go to the Gym (I've done it mentaly like a zillion times)

Downloading Old Songs

Decided to be rich

Decided that I will do at least 10 good deeds a day

What have you been up to?

Update?

Isn't that just so beautiful? That my friends is the view of the Himalaya's from the cockpit!

(While I was flying to Beijing Recently)

"Ramadan Month"

First of all I want to wish everyone Ramadan Kareem.

I personally have a lot of friends whom are fasting and celebrating Eid Mubarak.

So that means that I roughly know that you are supposed to be in good spirits, good behavior, and most of all thinking of repenting and being thankful to God for being alive.

Now being very respective towards that I really so admire them for being able to fast the entire month.

(Just like us, during LENT)

Ok enough beating around the bush. Let me be straight. I was and still am very angry with those policemen out there whom stopped me and my husband on the way home last night. The reason they stopped us is because they wanted some money Period.

Ever heard of the term"Kopi Cash""Duit Raya""Settle" ? Well in KL it's a norm. ..

We weren't even in our car, we were in a freaking TAXI. Yes you heard me. A taxi. We weren't even drunk/drunk driving. Can you imagine how pissed off I was.

SO MUCH FOR VISIT MALAYSIA 2007. I mean WTF.I hate those sons of biatches who drive around in their patrol cars stopping every single person whom they can get money from.

They don't only look for big luxury cars, they also take money from the average bartender or waiters and even the girls selling cigars. Didn't the government just hike up their wages? I mean you just can't win with these people. The more people have the authority, the more they take advantage of what is not theirs.

I cannot change the world or how it thinks but this is just ridiculous. How do they sleep at night? Let me tell you how. With the average pay of RM1000-1500 per month, these rats are sleeping comfortably in their huge 5 bed bungalows with 3 luxury cars parked in their driveways. Is that fair? I think not.

Basically I'm not in favour with corruption, threatening to put you in prison, rape foreigners kind of cops.

I mean my dad was a cop. Don't get me wrong. There are a lot of policemen out there who are very honest.

So thats all I have to let off my chest. Damn Pissed off man.

Decision

I have decided that I will be rich

Join Me Won't You

Vijay

Chasing Cars~By Snow Patrol

We'll do it all

Everything

On our own

We don't need Anything

Or anyone

If I lay here

If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

I don't quite know

How to say

How I feel

Those three words

Are said too much

They're not enough

If I lay here

If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Forget what we're told

Before we get too old

Show me a garden that's bursting into life

Let's waste time Chasing cars

Around our heads

I need your grace

To remind me To find my own

If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Forget what we're told

Before we get too old

Show me a garden that's bursting into life

All that I am

All that I ever was

Is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I can see

I don't know where

Confused about how as well

Just know that these things will never change for us at all

If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Waterfalls

I love waterfalls

My Nephew is 2!

Can you imagine! Time flies by so quickly that it's already 2 years! My nephew's birthday also happens to be my engagement anniversary! Kewl...

I had the chace to meet up with my sister and stay at her place for a night and I had so much fun. I went shopping in Ikea, this place called Hua Lian, Lido and Carrefour.

It was nice to meet up with her even though she was in a rush...

Till next time, I can't wait to see Tom